I'm convinced that my dogs are not completely there.

There are many odd behaviors that they exhibit that would support this, but I'll list two that leave me feeling somewhat puzzled.

Bruiser (the youngest), loves to clean Tiny's ears. I mean the serious, go down on, seriously lick every inch that tongue can reach kind of clean. Trust me, this is not something you want to watch while sipping your first cup of coffee at 5:15 in the morning. To be truthful, it's not something you want to watch at any time. I need to point out that Bruiser takes his ear cleaning responsibilities quite seriously. And Tiny just sits there and takes it. The scary thing is? I think she likes it.

Besides wanting to be an audiologist when he grows up (or he has a fetish for ears, take your pick), I believe he also wants to become a dentist. Now, in the light of my recent posts, this thought does not give me a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Bruiser likes to stick his head inside of Tiny's mouth and lick it. The teeth. The cheeks. The tonuge. The roof of the mouth. I mean, all over. I really feel like I need to teach him how to hold dental floss so he can complete the job. I'm hoping no one decides to give him a drill for Christmas.

There are times that his head is completely inside Tiny's mouth. Again, Tiny just sits there and takes it. Tiny is beginning to scare me. I'm not sure what is going to happen next.