Dear Grammy,

I just wanted you to know that I was informed that you had the best ever Ravioli in the entire world. It's even better than Chef Boyardee! I just had to share this information with you because I KNOW how happy that will make you. You beat out CB! High FIVE! You should be proud.

Love,
Tootsala
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Dear Interneters,

Curling really long hair with sponge curlers requires 3 things:

1. Drying hair until there is little or no moisture left.
   
2. 162 curlers.
   
3. Large bottle of wine.

Yours, in blogging,
Moogs
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Dear Children,

When I tell you that it is time to change your clothes for cheerleading/dancing, I expect to you get up and go change. I do not want to hear "just a minute" or come back into the room, only to see you sitting in the same place I left you, staring at the TV, drooling.

Secondly, I do not know where your uniforms are. It is not my responsibility to keep track of them. I wash them and I put them on your dresser. Don't blame me if you have to go naked to practice.

Love,
Mama
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Dear New Doctor,

Let's not mince words, shall we? I do not like you. I gave you TWO chances. I didn't think it was possible but the second time made me despise you even more. If it weren't for the PA, I would not set foot in your clinic. Your bedside manner is deplorable. Once I get my current health issues under control (with the help and advice of the PA), I will be switching to a new doctor.

Sincerely,
Pissed off patient
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Dear Philip Pullman,

You're kidding right?

They are hoping that unsuspecting parents will take their children to see the movie, that they will enjoy the movie and then the children will want the books for Christmas. That's the hook. Pullman says he wants the children to read the books and decide against God and the kingdom of heaven.

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Dear Mighty Girl. Thank you for this. What I really want to know is when this will show up in my mailbox (I'm just a tad excited).

Love,
A devoted fan.
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Dear Readers,

Thank you for sticking with me through bout of pneumonia and all that goes with it. You have been so patient and kind, and your emails make me feel warm all over. Ok, enough of the mush already. What I really need you to do is think of some good topics that I can write about during National Blog Posting Month. I've been mulling some ideas in my head, but don't really think I would have enough to write about if I chose a theme. Unless of course, it was my children, or cooking, but that might get boring after a while.

Do you have any ideas? Any questions you would like to ask and have answered next month? What are your topics of interest?

Love,
The Moogster