Via email....
Him: Just saw an armadillo stroll across the parking lot - a couple of customers had to wait in their cars while he waddled down the drive-up lane.... Ò¿Ö
Me: Heeee…does he have an account?
Him: Nope - he no speaka de Eeenglis.....
Me: ILLEGAL ALLIEN!!!!!! HE MUST BE DEPORTED!!!!
Him: Yeah! He doesn't have a valid AI number! Call the Border Patrol! Notify the Media! Warn all the churches that they'll lose their tax-exempt status if they offer sanctuary!
Me: Where is the honorable Reverend Jackson? Why, he’s getting ready for a press conference!!! Save Juanita Dillo! The little Dillo’s are all American citizens and if you deport her, they will be left with no one.
Him: And then? Why, Brothers and Sisters, we will demand reparations to compensate the descendants of the victims of this evil.....
Me: This is Betty Battschittz reporting for the 6:00 news. The judge refused the reverse the deportation order for Mrs. Dillo. Neighbor’s are rallying around the rejected Dillo chanting “Save the Dillo, Punch a Pillow.” It is reported that there will be a candle light vigil later on this evening. The Rev. Jackson is expected to make an appearance.
Him: Thank you, Betty. CAAR, the Council on American-Armadillo Relations has called for the ACLU to represent the Dillos in a Federal Court action to ensure that the Dillos receive free housing and medical care for the forseeable future. In other news, Tour de France officials are blaming the positive doping test of the Norwegian national champion on the CIA....
This is Barry Blowdry signing off.
Comments
Yes, all Armidioos should be allowed passage, don't you think!!??
Here from Michele's this afternoon...
Posted by: burntofferings at August 30, 2007 10:00 PM
This was halarious, reminds me of some of the off the wall convo's I have had with some nut bar friends of mine lol
Thanks for commenting on my blog..I to enjoyed stopping by..will be back for sure lol, Take care!
Posted by: Moon at August 30, 2007 10:05 PM
Don't worry, the Minute Cats will soon be on hand to hold a counter protest and explaine how all armor plated animals are destorying the cat way of life.
Hello from Michele
Posted by: AOC at August 31, 2007 2:32 PM
Armadillos do a fantastic death dance when you shoot them.
Should I have admitted I know that? Have a great weekend, I'm here via Michele's Meet & Greet.
Posted by: -E at August 31, 2007 3:23 PM
That is pretty funny --- do you know the song by the British duo Flanders
and Swann (famous for the Hippo song, and "I'm a Gnu") about an armadillo?
If not, check this
out: it is also pretty funny...
Michele sent me,
N.
Posted by: BreadBox at August 31, 2007 3:29 PM
Well, you know... it's not the hard working undocumented armadillos that are doing the jobs that Americans won't that I worry about. Of course they should be granted amnesty and a 7-11 of their very own. It's the armadillos of the criminal variety that we should be concerned with. Who knows what sort of treachery they're hiding beneath that armor plating. Indeed, no fence is too high to keep these terrorists out.
Michele sent me,
Mike
Posted by: Mr. Althouse at August 31, 2007 5:43 PM
Moogie: there's a bread recipe in the comments following yours on my site: and there are
some more that I've posted over the past few months on the site as main postings.
N.
Posted by: BreadBox at August 31, 2007 6:14 PM
I love having wacky conversations like this. They are so much fun!
Michele sent me this time but I pop by from time to time anyway :)
Posted by: Bob-kat at August 31, 2007 6:23 PM
Hi Michelle sent me here.
Wacky conversations are always fun...especially when they're completely random.
Posted by: Tawcan at August 31, 2007 7:01 PM
Ok, I laughed out loud at Barry Blowdry.
I remember the Armadillos down in FL. We saw them all the time. They're kinda cute.
~S :)
Posted by: Shephard at August 31, 2007 7:50 PM
Ooops, Michele sent me!
~S
Posted by: Shephard at August 31, 2007 7:51 PM
I love the names yuou chose for your on-air personalities!!
Michele ssaid she does too.
Posted by: kenju at August 31, 2007 8:37 PM
Yes, this has been troubling me: What happens when the American armies try to go into Mexico? Do both sides shoot?
Oh, I'\m here from michele's
Posted by: Old Horsetail Snake at August 31, 2007 9:24 PM
Barry Blowdry! [rotflmao] You always make me laugh, babes.
Here in the UK we had a sketch, oh years ago, which has fallen into English joke folklore.
Remember the Dime bar advert?
'Dime! Smooth on the outside, crunchy on the inside'?
Someone on British TV did an armadillo advert.....
'mmm - Armadillo! Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside! Armadillo!!'
Sick, I know - but very, very funny and always comes to mind when armadillos are mentioned........
cq
Posted by: craziequeen at September 1, 2007 9:34 AM
oops, Michele sent me this time, hon!
cq
Posted by: craziequeen at September 1, 2007 9:35 AM
You funny, girl. :-)
Posted by: Heather at September 2, 2007 11:48 PM
Hahahaha
I have really missed you!
My health is way better!
We had a tornado hit us last Sunday and we just got our power back yesterday.
I will try and catch up soon with all the posts that I missed here.
Huggles and Love,
Raggedy
Posted by: Raggedy at September 3, 2007 1:22 AM
