Meelie has informed me that she wants to be an author. Today, when the rain was pouring down, and she was bored, she wrote a few "stories." This part cracks me up. She also said, "this story is loosely based on fact." Those were her exact words. I'm sure she picked it up from the TV or something, but I find it rather humorous that something like that came out of a nine year olds mouth. So, without further preamble, here is the story she wanted me to "publish." I have not changed anything at all. What you see is how she wrote it (in this story, she is May, and Chickie plays herself).
Running Away I want to run away so I will pack up today the little girl said. So the next day she ran away well to the mailbox anyway. It is raining the little girl said but I don't care she said. The phone rang she went in the garage it was her friend Amy she picked it up. Amy she said yeah its me Amy. Do you want to stay the night she said I ran away and I told my parents that I never will see them agen so you told a lie say Amy sorta said May well said Amy what is your sister doing? She is in the house somewhere and she put a sign on the door and it says May is not allowed in the house. Oh that Chickie she is one evil sister said Amy. Talk about it I use to live with her. Yeah I feel sory for you.
Made by: Meelie
P.S. Chickie is the meanest sister on that block
I'm not sure but I don't think I can top that one. When she gets the whole punctuation thing down, I just may let her take over the blog.
And now, some miscellaneous pictures. As always, click to enlarge.
Sometimes she worries me
Power Rangers, unite!
This is what you will see during a thunder storm. This basket is located in our walk-in closet.
Bruiser is a bit afraid of thunder, can you tell?
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Have a fantastic weekend everyone!
Comments
I love the story! I am a fanatic for punctuation (being 40 doesn't help) and I had a hard time reading it, but I reminded myself that this was written by a nine year old and not a 30 year old who is too lazy to find the periods, quotes and questions marks! You've got a child with a wonderful imagination. And the funniest dog around!
Michele sent me!
Posted by: Linda at July 6, 2007 5:46 PM
Loved the story, you have quite a little writer there! Loved the pictures of the dog. Dogs have no idea just how cute they are!
Michele sent me.
Posted by: Morahmommy at July 6, 2007 5:47 PM
I thought brusier was meant to be a dog not a mouse :P
Good Story though Meelie :) I agree with you big sisters can be mean..
Just be thankful you don't have another one, having the two of them on your case at once is not good believe me it's like stereo sound but not as nice.
Posted by: Gopher at July 6, 2007 6:32 PM
I always wonder if a child's writings represent the early flashes of future success. I always wonder what my own writings from way back when might have said about my future.
Regardless of my musing, this is a delightful read. I hope she continues to write, and I hope you continue to share. You never know where it - and she - might end up.
Posted by: Carmi at July 6, 2007 7:41 PM
I love this story, simply great! You will have to tell her that when she is an acomplished writer, she will have to come back to this post! Either that, or hide this post and when she is famous, use it as blackmail!!
Here from MIchele's very late on a Saturday evening in Sydney!
Posted by: burntofferings at July 7, 2007 9:15 AM
HAHAHAH! What a great story! And I've read blogs by adults with less punctuation...
Maybe she WILL actually write The Great American Novel and get rich and then support you in a sumptuous lifestyle.
I'm hoping my kids can do that for me, too. :) Then it will have all been worth it. *heehee*
Now, she wasn't like...HINTING about anything, was she? No recent 'running away' threats?? :D
Posted by: aka_monty at July 7, 2007 7:38 PM
That's soooo not true. I listen. I just have to get very close to be able to hear;-')
It looks like you have a writiner in the making. I can hardly wait for the first printing of the future best seller.
Michele sent me,
Mike
Posted by: Mr. Althouse at July 7, 2007 9:07 PM
I love the story! She said its "loosly based on fact" Does that mean she was going to run away? lol. I think we all said that and tryed that as kids. You dog looks like a jack. I have 2 JRT's Chopper, my youngest, is afraid of the thunder also. He pases back and forth and whines :( I usually give him benadryl to calm him if I know a storm is coming. Michele sent me
Posted by: Tiffany at July 8, 2007 10:22 AM
Awwww... Bruiser's crying.. :*( Our dog does that, too! Except she huddles in our dad's office back home.
http://humorgirl.blogspot.com/2005/07/thunderstorms-rule-and-look-how-cute.html
Here via Michele.
Posted by: Humor Girl at July 8, 2007 12:35 PM
Melli and I were reading Meelie's story and I told her how my son used to write stories and leave out all the verbs. Once she gets punctuation down she might end up an author yet. Is Chickie the meanest sister in the world?
Posted by: Lazy Daisy at July 8, 2007 8:28 PM
Of course all god writers base their work on experience :)
Posted by: Bob-kat at July 10, 2007 12:10 PM
Of course all good writers base their work on expereince :)
Posted by: Bob-kat at July 10, 2007 12:10 PM
