I was on the phone with a supplier. Before I called them, I had just gotten a nice, hot, fresh cup of coffee. We were discussing price and delivery. I took a sip of coffee. It went downhill from there.

The coffee went down the wrong pipe, I started to cough (keep in mind, I'm on the phone with my supplier). I couldn't stop it and had difficulty getting my breath. I threw off my headsets, and kept right on coughing, really heard. When I gasped in some air, it gagged me and made me cough really hard. I puked, and some coffee went out of my nose.

I am wearing white pants and a powder blue shirt.

It can only get better from here, right? RIGHT?