Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!"

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, "Never mind, I found one."

I had all of these ideas I was going to post about, because it's been about eleven years since I've cracked open this electronic notebook. When I sat down I found out my pen was all out of ink. I hate it when that happens. So I decided that if I can't do a real post, I just won't post at all. And that's my final answer. But I got sidetracked.

But wait! Before I go, I do need to let you know that we went down for my Dad's birthday last weekend and had a really good time, even if Mom wouldn't give me any leftover chicken pie to take home and Dad wouldn't let any of us wear his cool hat he got. My brother and his family were all there so we had a nice family gathering. We missed my oldest brother and his gang and look forward to a time where we can all be together again. I would like to tell you that I didn't mention to my eldest brother that we had Mom's world famous chicken pie (are you reading this elder sibling...CHICKEN.PIE.DOOD!) but I would be lying. I won't bother listing the rest of the fixin's here on the blog. I'd rather kill him by inches. Love ya bro!

Speaking of children. Ok, so maybe I wasn't speaking of children but I suck at transitional sentences, so I decided to throw caution to the wind and let the prepositional phrases land where they may. At least it wasn't dangling participles. If that didn't make sense to you, don't feel bad. I have no idea what I just said. I just like to throw words on the paper and see how they land. That's why I have so many spelling errors. WHAT?

I'm really struggling to come up with something profound to tell you, but I just realized I've plastered a couple of paragraphs on to this post, and I figure why look a gift horse in the mouth? The internet already knows I am a babbling fool, so why waste time proving the obvious?

So this is a kinda sorta non-post with a "dish ran away with the spoon" theme.

I really need to get more sleep.