I'm not known for my nutritional prowess (click on the images so that you can see them without your glasses).

WHAT?

I'm in a weird mood, and I don't know why. I feel sort of giddy, in a teenage, giggly, angst, OMG my boyfriend just broke up with me sort of way. But I'm not sad. It's kind of like I'm on this cusp and about ready to take a nose dive off of a cliff. I have butterflies in my stomach. My brain has been knocking on the front door, but it's obviously at the wrong house because no one is answering. Maybe they just don't want me to know that they are home. Who are "they" anyway?

I feel like I could break out into a song, and let me tell you internets, that would not be pretty. The last time I tried that, the gasket on the shower head blew, and it took me over an hour to mop up all of the water. I didn't stop to get dressed so the sight of my naked body caused the mirror to fall of the wall. The children now even have more issues than before. For some reason, I have "It's fun to stay and the Y.M.C.A!" stuck in my head. And I'm doing all of the arm movements.

Like I said. I'm in a weird mood. Maybe if I go watch some back-to-back episodes of Full-House or Fairly Odd Parents, I'll snap out of it.

Or not.