This:
Lead to this:
"Telemarketers, on the other hand, should roundly be stomped on, hauled out, beaten with a fork, ground to a pulp, and interred with nuclear or toxic waste as an environmental improvement. If the average human belches X tons of carbon into the air yearly, if we simply entirely eliminate an unwanted segment of the population, we could all breathe more easily. Consider if we eliminated the equivalent of the population of, say, Canada, what that would do to our natural resources? It's concern for the environment, pure and simple, folks."
If my husband starts beating his chest and scratching his nether regions, he may just find himself sleeping with the hamster.
And honey? I'm thinking dinner, flowers, chocolate AND jewelry would be appropriate for Valentines Day.
UPDATE: It continues.
Comments
Surely you should be adding a foot massage to your list for Valentines day as well :-)
Actually I am getting so many calls from telemarketers all of a sudden. Can you sned you hubby round to deal with them?
Posted by: bob-kat at January 23, 2007 7:50 AM
Telemarketers and junk mail are things that we could all live without.
I still like that jerry siendfeld clip that my son keeps watching. He is itching for one to call so he can say the same thing. TG for caller id.
"SEINFELD: (ANSWERING PHONE) Hello.
"(TELEMARKETER): Hi. Would you be interested in switching over to TMI long-distance service?
"SEINFELD: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later?
"(A LONG PAUSE) (TELEMARKETER): Well, I'm sorry. We're not allowed to do that.
"SEINFELD: I guess you don't want people calling you at home.
"(TELEMARKETER): No.
"SEINFELD: Well, now you know how I feel."
Have a wonderful day!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
Posted by: Raggedy at January 23, 2007 11:12 AM
