Below are some emails that I sent to my husband today. I'm sharing them with you because:
- I have nothing else to write about.
- I want to share with you just how strange I am.
- Insert flippant comment here.
To: Him
From: MeSubj: Itch
BOTH OF MY FEET ARE ITCHING…ON THE INSIDE…NEAR THE ARCH AND IT IS DRIVING ME NUTS AND I GO AND GET WEIGHED AND MEASURED TODAY AT CURVES AND I AM A NERVOUS WRECK AND DID I TELL YOU THAT MY FEET ARE ITCHING? WELL THEY ARE AND MY TUMMY IS ALL IN BUTTERFLIES AND I KEEP TELLING MYSELF TO CALM DOWN AND TODAY IS CRAPPY AND I AM RETURNING 2 STUPID MEMORY CARDS FOR THE THIRD FRIGGING TIME BECAUSE THE SUPPLIER KEEPS SENDING US WRONG ONES AND OMG I NEED A DRINK.
AMEN.
And then.....
To: Him
From: MeSubj: Homework
MUST.NOT.KILL.OLDEST.CHILD.
Some people say I share too much. Maybe that explains why they run away from me screaming "TMI! TMI!"
Carry on.
Comments
I love 'em moogie dearest..
Me I'd be taking them back to the supplier personally (if at all possible) then asking then to bend over and they suggesting someone call 911 - then say "let see if these fit somewhere!"
I like the 2nd one best as you can probably imaging...
I like it all in caps with "." instead of spaces...
Im guessing someone hasn't done as they were as for a homework assignment or 6 that were all due in yesterday/last week and now you won't want to be the one to tear a strip of them because although you do love her to bits, it will be a literal strip... If I was the youngest one I'd be making sure all my homework was done on time etc and grabbing dinner then say I got homework to do and disappering out the way..
I hope all went well.
Posted by: Gopher at January 25, 2007 2:27 PM
ROFL! Well.... I certainly remember DAYS like that.... only difference was... I didn't have a computer back then. He had to actually LISTEN to me when I CALLED him to rant! Maybe that's why I HAVE a computer now.... hmmm....
Posted by: Melli at January 25, 2007 5:26 PM
ROFL that was funny and cute!
Posted by: Raggedy at January 27, 2007 10:35 AM
