Tuesday, October 24

Her: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with tennis shoes on?
Me: I don't know. What did he say?
Her: Oh look, here comes the elephants over the hill wearing tennis shoes!

Her: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with baseball caps on?
Me: I don't know. What did he say?
Her: Oh look, here comes the elephants over the hill wearing baseball caps!

Her: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with Hawaiin shirts on?
Me: I don't know. What did he say?
Her: Oh look, here comes the elephants over the hill wearing Hawaiin shirts!

Her: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on?
Me: Here come the elephants over the hill with sunglasses on?
Her: No! He didn't say anything! He didn't recognize them!

Ba-dum-bump!

Posted by Moogie at October 24, 2006 5:41 PM