Thursday, September 21

I'm sorry. No ride can be THAT good. I'm sure this lady would be up for it though.

Has anyone read "Running with Scissors," by Augusten Burroughs? It's over on my side bar under "currently reading." I just started it this weekend. It's delightfully hilarious, yet also gives you a glimpse into the serious side of life of a boy being raised by a mentally unstable mother, as well as an alcoholic father.

Example:

"I would have been an excellent member of the Brady Bunch. I would have been Shaun, the well-behaved blond boy who caused no trouble and helped Alice in the kitchen, then trimmed the split ends off Marcia's hair. I would have not only washed Tiger, but then conditioned his fur. And I would have cautioned Jan against that tacky bracelet that caused the girls to lose the house-of-cards-building contest."

Sometimes his language could be considered harsh, but in this case, his use of certain words adds to the flavor of what he is trying to portray. Take this little excerpt for example:

"Every Saturday, I rode in the brown Dodge Aspen with my parents to Northampton. We would sit in complete silence and my parents would chain-smoke the whole way. Occasionally my mother would comment that there was a smell like manure emanating from my father's ears. And sometimes he would tell her that she was a fucking bitch. Other than that, not a word was spoke."

As I said, I've only just started it. If you have read it, what is your opinion?

In other news, Chickie got a call from "Brandon" today. The killer is, she's at dance and I can't pester her with questions. Who is this Brandon who dares call you when I didn't even know he existed? Why did I have to find out about him through a phone call? What are your feelings for him? Please tell me that he is a just a really good friend because if you are starting to look at boys in "that way," I may have to cover my head in Pillsbury Biscuits, and stick it in the oven.

I'm not ready for this. Especially after I find out that on Monday, Meelie wrote Johnathan a note in which she told him that she loved him. Apparently, Johnathan is completely unaffected. Which in one sense, relieves me because after all, 8 years old is entirely too early to start planning a wedding. On the other hand, my daughter has just declared her undying love for you and all you can say is, "She loves me, but it's no big deal because she likes going fishing and doesn't care if she gets dirty." A mother's job is such a balancing act, is it not?

I am wiped out. We are at fiscal year end at work, which is always an absolutely awful time of year. But it's also challenging at the same time. The hours are long, but it's only for about three weeks. The stress is high, and the hormones are high (three women are in my group). AND I MISS MY FAMILY. Most days it's perfectly ok, but there are some days, like today, when I feel overwhelmed at all of the responsibility. My mind can deal with the stress, but my body has other ideas. How do you deal with stress?

Tonight I was just going to write a small post, one which would have informed you that I really have nothing to say. Obviously, I don't know myself very well.

And with that, I will sign off.

Carry on.

Posted by Moogie at September 21, 2006 5:25 PM

Comments

Um, that is just totally nasty. I would NEVER. EVER. Eat a roach.

Posted by: Leah at September 21, 2006 11:11 PM

Couldn't read further than the headlines and avoided the pic...sorry I am so sensitive, lol! haven't read that book but it seems like one I would enjoy. Oh, and the sweet love stories...! here via Michele's :) thanks for your nice words on my blogiversary

Posted by: mar at September 22, 2006 10:07 AM

I'm buying stock in Pillsbury - no wait General Mills (they own Pillsbury)
;)

Posted by: cursingmama at September 22, 2006 10:52 AM

It's an excellent book - the Mistress of Sarcasm turned me on to it. The fact that it's (supposedly) a true memoir makes it all the more twisted and perversely enjoyable...

Posted by: Elisson at September 22, 2006 12:57 PM

Hmm I'd quietly ask chickie ;) and to solve the Meelie Problem maybe show her a pic of my nephew I'll see if I can't get a fairly recent one and send you it, but your right 8 is way too young ;) says he who had "plans" when he was 6 an NO Im not going to post about it..

Posted by: Gopher at September 22, 2006 1:13 PM

Hi from michelle

Posted by: novy at September 22, 2006 1:37 PM

Well, there \'ll be plenty more potential weddings in the future - one day you'll just exhaust yourself worrying about all of these things, but in the meantime it's pretty funny for the rest of us!

Posted by: Jay at September 22, 2006 1:50 PM

LOL, I love the pillsburry dough idea...cracked me up. Here via michele today

Posted by: KaraMia at September 22, 2006 2:04 PM

I don't live too far away from great America, yet I think that I'll pass on that.

Although I had a friend who once made a bunch of butterscotch-filled cicada shells. Those actually went pretty fast, everyone liked them!

Here from Michele's.

Posted by: Jon, Intergalactic Gladiator at September 22, 2006 2:53 PM

I WANT that book.. and cut your phone service - NOW - before the ARMY starts calling

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