Tomkat, Brangelina compete for the nuttiest birth plan ever.
“I have been training to get my body accustomed to zero gravity for months now,” Cruise told reporters. “That’s why I jumped up and down on Oprah’s couch.”Cruise said he and Holmes chose the moon because “it is really, really quiet there,” adding, “There are no human beings on the moon, no paparazzi, and most importantly, no psychiatrists.”
This explains alot of things.
Cruise refused to comment on the updated Pitt-Jolie birth plan, but said that he and Holmes were still “tweaking” theirs: “All I can say is it’s going to involve Cirque du Soleil.”
I wonder if they will be selling tickets?
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H/T goes to my friend Cinders.
Comments
Moogie...I saw your blog comment for mine and wanted to drop by and tell you a little about Wordless Wednesday. You join a blogroll and each Wednesday, you post a picture without words!! Then, you go and check out other W W rollers and usually, post a comment to get them to your blog!! It's fun to see what people come up with.
Posted by: Wystful1 at April 19, 2006 2:02 PM
All I'll say Moogie is this "Saru".... I feel sorry for the kid already.
Posted by: Gopher at April 19, 2006 7:07 PM
Can we just send all three of them to the moon and keep them there?
Posted by: Texas T-bone at April 20, 2006 9:20 AM
