I got this over at Boudicca's, and found it to be, well, interesting may be a little over the top. But it was fun none the less.

Here is my past life diagnosis, along with editorial comments.

I don't know how you feel about it, but you were female in your last earthly incarnation.

Well, phew. It's good to know that hasn't changed. At least I don't have to worry about not scratching myself in public or hogging the remote. And I don't have to worry about my damn wife asking me if my dress makes me look fat.

You were born somewhere in the territory of modern North Canada around the year 1350.

This would explain why I live in the south now. I had to find a way to thaw out. It would also explain why when it gets over 50 degrees outside I break out the long underwear and snowsuit. Snow? It looks pretty on postcards.

Your profession was that of a banker, usurer, moneylender or judge.

Cool, I've always wanted to be a judge. No wonder I've had this unexplained urge to own my own gavel. I wonder if moneylender is synonymous with loan shark? That would explain my obsession to knee caps and cement shoes.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life: Bohemian personality, mysterious, highly gifted, capable to understand ancient books. With a magician's abilities, you could have been a servant of dark forces.

I like highly gifted. Not that it explains me in the slightest, but I still like it. I love to read, so the ancient books reference is probably appropriate. If I only had a magician's ability now, I could make my children behave like angels, AND do what I wanted them to at all times. Like clean their room.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation: The timid, lonely and self-confident people are everywhere, and your task is to overcome these tendencies in yourself and then to help other people.

Well, I've definitely overcome lonely, but I think I need to work on gaining self-confidence because I'm in the negative numbers there. I'm not timid, for the most part, unless I'm feeling inadequate, which happens alot. I figure I'll get that right in this lifetime though.

Do you remember now?

Go ahead, try it. Then let me know what you came up with.