I wonder if this is what my coworker told my boss this morining?
RAWR!!!!
A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well."What's the matter?" he asks.
"I have a case of anal glaucoma," she says in a weak voice."What the hell is anal glaucoma?"
"I can't see my ass coming into work today".
Comments
*hugs ya then falls on ass as the punch line kicks in*
That's a new one - :D a good one, unless of course your the one "poor sap" that has to Cover the work then it's not so funny
*hugs*
Posted by: Gopher at February 8, 2006 4:17 PM
Very funny. If your co-worker actually used this excuse, would your co-worker still have a job tomorrow?
Posted by: motherkitty at February 8, 2006 5:40 PM
I think my blogmamma Tammi had a case of the Anal Glaucoma this morning!
Posted by: ktreva at February 8, 2006 6:49 PM
Actually I used that as an ice breaker in a lot of my training classes. Get 'em laughin' and you can keep 'em.
I *LOVE* this one!!!
And yes, ktreva, I did. ;-)
Posted by: Tammi at February 8, 2006 9:19 PM
