We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me!
That's my story and I'm sticking to it!
"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.
"Huey," was the reply.
"How's your day been, Huey?"
"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What else could a duck want?" said Huey.
"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck,
"Hi, and what's your name?"
"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.
"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.
"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"
The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"
"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.
"My name is Puddles."
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Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them. Hellloooo, just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year,.....namely, that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument.
Comments
HeHe! Puddles!
Posted by: Melonie at January 20, 2006 08:13 PM
Brother what a pun, hmm self-paying windows must remember that one, just hope the boss don't hear of it or else it will be self-paying payrises so to speak.
Posted by: Gopher at January 20, 2006 08:21 PM
ROFL Thanks for posting these. I needed a good laugh. ^_^
Posted by: Kel at January 21, 2006 09:04 AM
Women have accused men of letting their brains drift south for ages. Now you're telling us it's a natural course of nature, a sign of intelligence even. Make up your mind. :p
Posted by: FTS at January 22, 2006 11:29 AM
laughs!! you're a goofball Moogs. How's the testing going with Meelie No??
Hey, come by my place and vote if you have the time K?
Posted by: Suzanne at January 22, 2006 01:48 PM