It doesn't hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. I, for one, relate to this example really well. I leave you to figure out which side.
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.
"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"
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LOL!!
Although I think they need to make an exception for us Mom's. We'd use the teaspoon just so we'd get some time away from the kids. ;)
Posted by: Kel at January 31, 2006 12:48 PM