Meelie No: Mom, do you know what a couple is?
Me: Yes, it's two.
Meelie No: Yep..but do you know what a half a couple is?
Me: Um, one?
Meelie No: Nope, it's four!
I guess maybe I need to go back to school. This new math is kililng me.
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Co-worker: I'm betting I won't get these parts in on time. Talking to this supplier is driving me to drink.
Me: There's a flask in my bottom right hand drawer.
Co-worker: Hah, that's good. I only wish.
Me: Help yourself. I've got some Altoids in the middle drawer. Take a couple. They disguise your breath.
I love it when I can keep a straight face when I do that. They are never really sure if I'm kidding around or not.
Comments
Hehe ... gotta love it.
;)
-G
Posted by: Garrison Steelle at November 18, 2005 07:44 AM
I've met you, Moogie....I *know* you aren't joking!!
;-)
Posted by: zonker at November 18, 2005 04:29 PM
Hmm since when was 1/2 a couple = twice a couple or has a couple changed value...
I'd be wondering too if you were kidding or not..
Posted by: Gopher at November 18, 2005 07:37 PM
New math makes me run the opposite direction...
oh look, something shiny!
Can you post pictures of Ralph ,Moogie?
Posted by: Suzanne at November 21, 2005 06:53 PM
Haha, nice, very nice, haha
Posted by: Lindsay K. at November 23, 2005 12:28 PM