I saw this on a bumper sticker on the way to work this morning.
"Most mornings, I wake up grumpy. Sometimes, I let him sleep."
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I like this one:
"If this car was a horse, it would either be named Elmer or Purina."
Posted by: Texas T-bone at November 18, 2005 12:36 AM
I had one on my truck, until some asshole stole it. It read, if I knew it was going to be like this, I would have picked my own cotton. We need to get together for the holidays, your house or mine? Cat
Posted by: Catfish at November 18, 2005 05:55 PM
rofl..
Posted by: debby at November 19, 2005 08:57 AM
My favorite is actually a door sign...
"I shoot every third salesman, and two have been here already!"
Posted by: DB at November 20, 2005 04:59 AM
OMG...What a hoot..............
Posted by: Zoots Mom at November 20, 2005 11:29 AM
Says "nothing!"
Posted by: Gopher at November 20, 2005 07:59 PM
Bitter bumper sticker:
All men are idots. I married their king!
Posted by: john cowart at November 21, 2005 01:28 PM