Muzikdude and I were having an intense conversation about thongs, via email (I am deep that way). The whole issue was brought on by this comment that Mr. OWW made on my blog.
Mr. M. and I, being the crafty types that we are, both smelled blog fodder. Here you can read his take on the subject.
Muzikdude states he just doesn't get fashion. On the subject of thongs? I don't get it either.
Besides, with my lactose intolerance, I fear a thong might take on the properties of a guitar string from time to time. While I can certainly appreciate the humorous quality of a cheeky concerto of one-string harmonics, I would be embarrassed just the same. It’s bad enough that I have to play off an occasional cheek squeak but I doubt I could explain away something that sounds like a sour note on a clarinet.
This is something I'd rather not explore in depth at the moment. I've left this to Muzikdude. It's way to early in the morning for this type of thinking.
Have you ever seen a Where's Waldo book? Where you are trying to find this odd looking creature amongst a plethora of a million other odd looking things? And my eyes? It takes them a good 24 hours to uncross after staring at the page for a few hours because by GOD, I must find him before I quit. I'm anal that way.
Speaking of anal. I'm picturing myself wearing a thong. Not gonna happen. I have enough trouble with wedgies as it is. Why would I want to willingly give myself one? I see alot of you nodding your heads out there in agreement. Am I right?
And how can I correlate the wearing of a thong to Mr. Waldo you ask? I'll keep it simple. I put a thong on? And would be looking at my backside in the mirror saying "Where's Waldo?" Can you relate?
Comments
ROFLMAO!!!! So when we get married I will see you in your granny panties?
I have got to get over and check out Muzikman's blog ... Sounds like he might be sorta, odd. In an interesting sort of way.
I have learned, thanks to 3 daughters between 15 1/2 and 23, the different reasons for thongs. The oldest was a cheerleader. The last thing you wanted showing under those 'bloomers' while your flying through the air above the crowd, is for those pimply faced teenage boys to see any pubes or underpants. As for the other two, they claim that regular panties leave lines and bunch up and NOBODY wears anything but thongs anymore. "Come on mom! Don't knock it till you try it!" Ha hahahhahaha Not in THIS lifetime!
By the way, I looked at all your pictures and your family is gorgeous!
Posted by: Lori at July 1, 2005 10:32 AM
Hmm yeah Thongs are all wrong, I don't know why they just don't appeal and besides some look like almost G-string like.. Even my gorgeous cuddly ex didn't wear them, wore something close but not that close... I'm saying no more *oh wait I think I've just had a red moment*
Posted by: Gopher at July 1, 2005 02:24 PM
Personally, if you are worried about panty lines or undies showing through, just wear nothing!! much more comfortable, and hell, guys go 'commando' all the time! why can't we?
Posted by: Michele at July 2, 2005 07:00 AM
No thonging going on here either. I have a fear of surgery, and I think that may be what would be required to remove one. Heh, pity the surgeon ;)
Posted by: DaFFy at July 2, 2005 09:14 AM
Oh how funny. You are so funny!!
Uh, I do not do the thong thing. The butt floss-- not for me.
Posted by: sharon at July 2, 2005 01:47 PM
Thongs combined with low-rider jeans on people on which neither fit provide viewers with way too much information.
Posted by: TW at July 2, 2005 09:10 PM