Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed.
"Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
Comments
Badum-bump-TSSSH!
Posted by: Mellie Helen at May 27, 2005 10:54 AM
Perfect for a Friday!
Posted by: CursingMama at May 27, 2005 03:40 PM
Lol *giggles*
Posted by: Gopher at May 27, 2005 07:13 PM
AW Man!
Posted by: Melonie at May 27, 2005 07:43 PM
Great twist on the "blonde joke" theme!
Posted by: zonker at May 28, 2005 02:08 PM
My father-in-law told me that joke on Monday. Pretty funny.
Posted by: Heather at May 28, 2005 08:22 PM
I think I know those scouts ...
-G
Posted by: Garrison Steelle at May 28, 2005 09:14 PM
He he he...
Posted by: sharon at May 29, 2005 05:54 AM
Good one! I hope that's not an indication of what they teach in Boy Scouts today. If it is, we're all doomed.
Posted by: Carmi at May 29, 2005 05:32 PM
Michelle says Hi.
Nice site....
Posted by: guppyman at May 30, 2005 08:29 AM
Har Har Har!
Is it normal for a blonde to carry a wrench and a tape measure in her purse???? ;)
Posted by: emaleejayne at May 30, 2005 08:31 AM
Bawwwhaahaa haa! Michele sent me I got a good one very funny blogness
Happy Memorial Day from a broken Vet
Posted by: HollieTheMom at May 30, 2005 08:36 AM
Well, d'oh! That is a cute joke. I know some blondes I will tell it to!
Michele sent me.
Posted by: kenju at May 30, 2005 08:52 AM
LOL that's hilarious! ooh it's typing a preview as i write this, never seen that before, fancy! LOL here from michele's M&G. have a happy day!
Posted by: millenniumhippies at May 30, 2005 10:56 AM
Michele sent me back again!
Posted by: kenju at May 30, 2005 04:40 PM
Haha, cute, very cute! Have a great day, I am trying to play catch up with blogs. Ahh, the lazy days of summer!
Posted by: Lindsay K. at May 31, 2005 11:11 PM