Don't mind me. I'm just getting rid of all the excess hair on my neck that seems to have popped up in recent years.
I tried the whole wax thing once. I cried for an hour.
I wonder if duct tape would work any better? Have a couple of stiff drinks. Plaster the neck with duct tape. Have a couple of more drinks.
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiipppppppppppppppp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It would hurt like hell, but I wouldn't care.
What is it about hair on the body anyway? As we get older, it moves to places we've never had it before. I just wish it would all go to my head. If I let it go too long, I daresay I could would be sporting a nice mustache. Maybe I should start a fashion trend. I draw the line at braiding beads under the arms though. It seriously hurts when you get a tangle.
I guess I should be thankful that my legs are getting less hairy. I've got some spots now where it is completely bald. I suspsect that hair went to the neck and chest. I guess it's alot like weight. It just redistributes itself.
I know that I should be thankful. It could be worse. I could have it growing out of my ears.
If you'll excuse me, I need to have a couple of drinks and find the duct tape.
Comments
Chin/neck hairs are merely stray eyebrows.
Repeat after me, STRAY EYEBROWS...
Posted by: Christina at February 19, 2005 07:48 PM
If ya need a hand, don't look at me......
Posted by: Gopher at February 19, 2005 08:58 PM
I buy these little wax strips at Wal-Mart for my eyebrows. Don't ask me why. I always end up overdoing it and giving myself an expression of permanent suprise.
I loved this post!
Posted by: sharon at February 20, 2005 09:20 AM
A couple of summers back, I stupidly stepped forward to help out in a fundraiser at my company's summer picnic. I agreed to have my legs waxed to raise money for charity.
Some background: I'm not exactly covered with seaweed, but I'm a male with enough hair on my legs to make this a painful lesson in misguided altruism.
In the end, they sold strips to the highest bidders. There were enough drunken donors that day that I remain psychologically damaged to this day.
But we raised a lot of money, so the bare rectangles on my shins that attracted the attention of complete strangers for months thereafter were well worth the sacrifice.
Needless to say, I have huge empathy for my wife now.
Posted by: Carmi at February 20, 2005 12:40 PM
ouchie!
Posted by: Suzanne at February 20, 2005 01:19 PM
I am part Italian, need I say more? Runaway hair growth is my middle name.
Posted by: Melonie at February 21, 2005 06:59 AM
I had my eyebrows waxed last week. BLAH.
Posted by: Zoot at February 21, 2005 10:12 AM
I think we should all have a tip jar for the laser hair removal fund. I want it gone, never to be seen or heard from again!
Posted by: Key at February 21, 2005 01:18 PM
OMG.!! Me too these days. II've thought about the whole waxing thing, but I don't want to get into any sort of maintenance thing. So until my kids make some comment, they are staying. LOL
Posted by: Wendy at February 22, 2005 12:58 PM
OMG.!! Me too these days. II've thought about the whole waxing thing, but I don't want to get into any sort of maintenance thing. So until my kids make some comment, they are staying. LOL
Posted by: Wendy at February 22, 2005 12:59 PM