Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: "Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control." As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?" The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did."
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Darn it, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?" The officer frowns and says, "And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket." The wife says, "Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving." And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??" The officer looks over at the woman and asks, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
I love this part....
"Only when he's been drinking."
Comments
LOL!
Posted by: Key at January 21, 2005 05:39 PM
*roflmao* hmm good one moogie
Posted by: Gopher at January 21, 2005 06:01 PM
I've waited all day to hear something like that!
;-)
Posted by: Christina at January 21, 2005 08:22 PM
This one qualifies as middle-of-the-night-wake-up funny. Thank you for sharing that. I'll have my wife read ift in the morning: I'll bet she posts a comment here as well!
Posted by: Carmi at January 21, 2005 11:26 PM
FUNNY!!
Posted by: Melonie at January 22, 2005 12:08 AM
Thank-you Moogie, that was a good one, I will try and work this into a conversation tonight at dinner, will let you know how it goes. xoxo
Posted by: vegemiterules at January 22, 2005 01:15 AM
That is so, not righ. True, but not right...;)
Posted by: RedNeck at January 22, 2005 05:36 PM
So funny! I love it!
Posted by: Lindsay K. at January 22, 2005 05:55 PM
I have to say that this is the funniest thing I have read in a while! :)
Posted by: Julie at January 23, 2005 12:14 AM