Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, several southern TV Stations are joining together and are planning to do their own, entitled "Survivor: Southern Style."
The contestants will start in Alabama, travel over to Georgia and on to South Carolina. From there they will head up to North Carolina and over to Tennessee. They will then proceed down to Mississippi and Louisiana. Finally ending up back over in Alabama.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with New Jersey license plates and large bumper stickers that read:
I'm Gay, I'm a Vegetarian, NASCAR Sucks, Go Yankees!
Smoking is for Idiots, Hillary in 2004, Deer Hunting is Murder, and I'm Here to Confiscate Your Guns!
The first one that makes it back to Montgomery alive, wins.
UPDATE: Like the dolt that I am, I forgot to mention that I received this email from a co-worker of my in Calfornia. I didn't write it. I don't know who did, but whoever it is, sure had a good idea.
Comments
Hehe.. Now that's a show I'd lke to watch!
Posted by: Amelia at January 14, 2005 06:27 PM
Moogie, Moogie, are you taking the "micky" out of me? Please say it isn"t so. (lol). That is just too funny for words, what a show that would be. :)
Posted by: vegemiterules at January 14, 2005 06:32 PM
You missed one, but this a family blog so I'm not gonna say anything but this "redneck" ;) or ain't we that far south yet.
Posted by: Gopher at January 14, 2005 07:19 PM
I like it. T'would be fun to watch anyway. ; )
Posted by: Key at January 14, 2005 07:28 PM
Watch, heck...I'm all for doing it!
;-)
Posted by: Christina at January 14, 2005 09:40 PM
What will reality TV think up next...have a great Friday!
Posted by: Lindsay K. at January 14, 2005 11:10 PM
Now that really made me laugh
Posted by: christine at January 15, 2005 04:52 AM
I'll be waking up in the middle of the night laughing about this one for a long time coming. Thanks for making my day!
Thanks, also, for popping into my blog. I'm glad I had to read yours as well. I'll be visiting here often.
Posted by: Carmi at January 15, 2005 12:10 PM
Daddy sent this one to me awhile back. It is too true. Ya just gotta love it down here!
Posted by: TW at January 15, 2005 08:18 PM
That would be one reality show worth watching!
Posted by: Melonie at January 15, 2005 11:27 PM
THAT IS HYSTERICAL!!! I love it.
Posted by: Zoot at January 16, 2005 09:22 PM
Hey there,
I got here via Melonie at Insanity Reigns. Reality TV is one of my favorite rants at my site, the most recent of which had me changing the guidelines of Survivor to make the show a little more (ahem) interesting.
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