Friday, January 7

I am the youngest of three children. To top that off, I am the only girl. I always wanted a sister. Now that I have two daughters, I would like to retract that statement, but alas, that is for a different post.

I adored my brothers. They adored me, and it showed. I was horrible to them. I'm always suprised that they still talk to me. We are close. I was a little shit and they covered for me. To this day, I've never understood that.

There were times that my britches got too big and I felt I could get away with anything.

Since I was the only daugher, I always had my own room. My brothers always had to share. The rule was, you had to ask before you went into the others room. Like I was going to let that stop me.

I had this routine down pat. One of my brothers would be laying in bed reading, and I would march into their room and smack them a good one. Now, I ask you. What would your reaction be?

They would get out of bed, and chase me all the way back into the room. At this point I would scream "Mooooom, they are in my room and I didn't say they could...and they are hitting me!" Doh.

I don't recall how long I got away with it. I do recall when I got caught. I snuck into their room and ran up, hit my oldest brother, turned around to run back into my room and ran smack dab into my mother. Busted.

Obviously, I had to stop doing that, but it didn't stop me from tormenting them every chance I got. The funny thing is...they covered for me more often than not. And they still talk to me.

I'll always be the little sister. Even when I'm in a wheel chair and wearing depends. There are some titles you can never get rid of. And secretly, I'm glad.

Posted by Moogie at January 7, 2005 06:47 PM

Comments

Sounds like you are describing the tactics of my kids now!

Posted by: Karen at January 7, 2005 08:05 PM

I suffered in reverse, I was the older sister to a most annoying little brother! I love him dearly.

Posted by: Melonie at January 7, 2005 10:45 PM

Two of us. I'm the big sister. My bratty brother will be afraid of me until he dies. His wife is five years younger than he. I like to think I had something to do with that. She is appalled at the way I treat him. Good. He's my little brat, not hers. *LOL* My urchins' positions are opposite and I have a dilemma--do I ally with the oldest or with the girl? I actually do both and give all the benefit of my knowledge. ROFLMAO

Posted by: TW at January 8, 2005 01:04 AM

I was horrible to my little sister. I would tell on her for the things that I did and my parents believed me over her because she was the "bad" kid most of the time anyways. She still loves me, thank god.

Posted by: myllissa at January 8, 2005 07:50 PM

I have an older brother. I tormented him no end. How I smiled when I read this post. Moogie, you and I are more alike than you know.

Posted by: sharon at January 8, 2005 08:17 PM