I'm having a serious case of writer's block here. Don't you hate it when that happens? I can't leave well enough alone. You know what I mean? "BACK AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER SO YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A FOOL TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO WRITE!" I should listen to the voices in my head, but I've always hated authority so I never do. Instead, I come up with stupid things to write, trying to make my readers smile. Hey, I least I am trying right? "A" for effort, and all of that? I said RIGHT? Hey, where are you going? Get back here. It will get better, I promise. If not, I'll send my husband over to clean your house. Just after he does the dishes.
So, in attempt to post something, I snatched this from Zoot. I have no shame.
01) Daintily dipped or scoop up a mouthful?
Bring it on! Doing the dainty takes too long. And by the time I was done, I'd die of starvation. On second thought, it's most likely that the kids would eat it all and leave nothing for me. Survival of the fittest and all that.
02) Rock climber or skydiver?
Is none of the above an answer? I get nose bleeds on curbs.
03) Running shoes (sneakers) or bare feet?
Bare feet, well that or slippers, even though I know that wasn't one of the choices. I'm all for the "outta the box" outlook.
04) Using stuff that's tried, tested, and true or always trying something different?
I have a difficult time with change. It gives me hives. But sometimes, you have to be open, ya know? Even if it makes you itch.
05) Pop a stubborn blemish at all costs or leave it alone it's too painful?
Leave it alone. Less likely to get a scar.
06) Gimme all your money or gimme all your lovin'?
Money. Hands down. I got lots of lovin. But this is a family site, so I didn't say that. You need to visit my other blog, "Heaving Bosoms and Thrashing Thighs" for that.
07) Conquerer or conquered?
Conquerer. You would expect something else from me? Did I ever tell you I tried to do an impersonation of Tarzan, complete with the yell, and pounding on the chest? Minus the loin cloth of course, and I don't go topless, unless it's to answer the front door. I ended up with bruises on my chest, and my dog bit me on the ankle. Guess I won't try that again any time soon.
08) "Of course there's UFOs and ETs" or "what're you talking about with all that alien nonsense"?
Seeing is believing. And I haven't seen them yet. Catch my drift?
09) Scatman Crothers or Frank Sinatra?
Who the hell is Scatman Crothers?
10) Silent Night or Jingle Bell Rock?
Jingle Bell Rock! It doesn't have alot of the high notes.
What about you? How would you answer these questions? Put it up on your blog, and then come back here and post the link on my comments so everyone can see what you said.
Have a nice day and don't forget to visit oven. I'll leave the light on for ya!
Comments
Clean house? Do dishes?
For who, that IS the question!
Posted by: Mr. Moogie at December 15, 2004 07:04 PM
he does dishes and cleans house? go figure.
I like this post. and i'm wishing I had a new site ready, but I just never find the time.
Posted by: Suzanne at December 15, 2004 10:07 PM
Moogie, your new site is so snazzy you could write anything and it will look good. Just love the new site it is sooo good.
Posted by: aussiemama at December 16, 2004 03:15 AM
I'm off to the New Husband store to oredr one like Moogies. Do they come in all sizes?
Posted by: DaFFy at December 16, 2004 08:41 AM
Okay, you got me on the husband thing... Can he really do that??? really???
Posted by: Amelia at December 16, 2004 08:59 AM
wow...can he rehabilitate my hubby who seems to have forgotten how to do those things????
Posted by: mrsrum at December 16, 2004 12:18 PM
Are you going to be offering courses in husband training sometime in the new year? If so, could you PLEASE let me know the dates and times?
Posted by: TW at December 16, 2004 01:32 PM
He would clean my house? He does dishes? I must have drank before I read this post.
Posted by: Melonie at December 16, 2004 01:52 PM
I'm so glad I'm not the only one who didnt knwo who Scatman Crothers was.
Posted by: Zoot at December 16, 2004 04:44 PM